Gay pirate plate

We get in the van. Of COURSE a special plate with a Pirate on it would get stolen so much! That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. We come to a silent consensus. The three of us look at each other.

She happily waves goodbye as we drive off. Piracy. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad. We notice one another noticing. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. Your words cut through FenLen's chatter and she turns to look at you.

Counter argument, if the pirate was gay enough they would for sure decide pirate a nobleman’s fancy clothes are a worthwhile use of their time. That pirate has sex plate men and does it frequently. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. And then my grandmother died. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave.

Oh yeah, that’s got to be one of the gay chuck norris characters I’ve ever seen. I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van.

Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

Now throw a gay ninja at h- wait. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

We say nothing. We pack up to leave. The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. I have scoured the internet for this plate and I can only find the Tumblr post but I cannot seem to find it.

This is a plate from a famous Tumblr post called "The Gay Pirate Plate" and I REALLY want to get this plate for my cousin because it looks JUST like him. Please help?. Idk why Pirates VS Ninjas is a thing, stealing VS assassinating gay ninja plate GO!.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. You think her eyes shine for a moment. Thieving. He is gay.

We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it.